Stinky cheese... BUSTED!

Queso Cotija in this house is referred to (thanks to my husband) as "the stinky cheese". Yeah, I guess u could say he doesn't like it. Actually yeah, he hates it. Growing up, my Mom used the "stinky cheese" to go over our favorite enchiladas. She also used it for Tacos. There are certain meals where the "stinky cheese" was a must on the table. So of course, I love the "stinky cheese". I always buy a whole package because they don't sell it in any smaller size here and well... it's kind of to my benefit. It lasts me a long time! So... I had the stinky cheese in a Tupperware and it seemed like it'd never finish but today I found out it did.

[It's dinner time. Food is served. And walks to fridge to take our her favorite "stinky cheese" but can't find it anywhere. It's gone]
Ana: [yells out to Joe] Do you know what happened to my queso cotija?
Joe: I threw it away.
Ana: [gasp!] why??? There was still some left!
Joe: There was nothing in there.
Ana: Oh....
[proceeds to start eating dinner but is really bummed that her stinky cheese ran out]
Ana: Wait. You said you threw it away. How could you throw something away if there was nothing there? HUH?
Joe: what..? There was nothing in the container.
Ana: Right.... but you said you threw it away. But yet you said there was nothing in the container. You just contradicted yourself. You LIE! You thew away my stinky cheese!
Joe: [laughs] No... there wasn't anything in there.
Ana: Ummmhhmmmmm....

Sure. I know there was some left because that's the reason I left it in there. So I know he lied. Plus he went crazy cleaning out the fridge of leftovers that had expired so I know he's lying. I know you hate my stinky cheese baby, but you ain't gotta lie! Sheeesh! I love my stinky cheese.... *sigh* I forgive you.