Oh, crap.

Yeah, I know... lame title right? But seriously... that seems to be what I'm saying a lot lately.

*I almost died today. No, seriously. I almost did. I could have. But I didn't. It's not my time yet. I firmly believe this. I have angels watching over me all the time. I decided to be a little productive today, right? I noticed a LOT of dust in our bedroom so... here I go deciding that the best way to get rid of dust is to VACUUM it. Yeah, suck in those dust mites! Get them little suckers! They can't escape me! Pfrrrrttt... BAD idea. I was holding the detachable vacuum hose thingy magingy ya know? I was on my knees on the floor with my head down looking under our bed, vacuuming all the dust under there... then I hear a "Rrrrnnnnnnn..Ruuuurrrnnnn..." I'm like, "What in the...?" I look over at the vacuum cleaner and realize it's trying to vacuum something it's not supposed to, so I reach over intending to turn it off but it starts to zap and crap. I saw sparks coming out it... and a cable came out of under it and had sparks flying everywhere. LOL! I laugh at it now but at the moment, it wasn't. I just tried to get away from it as much as I could. I'm SO glad Sofia was FAR away from it. Then after a few seconds, it DIED. I was like, "OMG. I almost died." I could have gotten electrocuted you guys! LOL OMG, I was so freaked out about it. I grabbed Sofia and ran out of the room! LOL The bedroom smelled burnt and everything. OMG... it could have started a fire! ahhh! *sigh* I felt like such a dumb ass... what happened was, when I was dragging it, I didn't realize I pulled it over it's own power cable and it tried to vacuum it IN and it got caught under the brush/wheels and just ripped through it. GAH. OMG. I still can't believe I almost died. LOL I think I'll stick to dusting the ol' school way. With a rag! Blah. Damn things just push the dust in the air but whatever. Oh well. Not like I have a choice anymore anyway. I fried our Vacuum. Doh!

*Sofia started on fruit yesterday in the mornings to go with her cereal. I started her with Bananas. (Gerber) Well... today after I gave her veggies for dinner, I was making guacamole. When I got done making it, I got up from my chair and Andrea looks down at my shirt and goes, "What's that?" I look down at it and go, "haha. Guacamole... I got Avocado on me..." But then I noticed it looked a different color. I go, "Wait.", pulled the shirt where the stain was and smell it and OMG. Pooooooopiieeeeeeeee! Yuckie! I had poopie on me! LOL Sofia exploded in her diaper. haha. Poor thing. I think the bananas didn't sit well with her. So I'm gonna let her stomach rest from the fruits and try again with something else over the weekend. Yeah... can you say, "Crap."? LOL

*I colored my hair again because remember I told y'all when I did it last time I didn't get enough hair paint and I had patches? Well... I had enough color this time BUT.... I don't like the color. LOL It's too light. And it seemed to get lighter by the roots. Doh! So now I have bright roots and dark ends. GAH! I just need to get it professionally done one of these days. *le sigh* Yeah, can you say double crap?

And well... this picture had nothing to do with my post but I took it not too long ago and I hadn't shared it so there it is. it's a crappy photo but who cares. Crappy crap. Crappy crap crap. LOL! Hope you have a wonderful non-crappy weekend! There's a lot of stuff going on around San Antonio so maybe we'll make it out there depending on the weather. It's been crappy lately.

LOL! How many times did I say, crap? Crap, I lost count. HAHAHAHA!
Here's a song that I'm TOTALLY loving right now.
"The Way I Am" by Ingrid Michaelson. It leaked online but I'm SO gonna buy it. I always buy CD's that I really really like.
Enjoy it. She rocks.

[hidepost]You can download all or some of these songs here! [/hidepost]

ps. When I told Joe about what happened with the vacuum, he didn't get upset. He was just glad I didn't get hurt. But then he did ask, "How much did we pay for that thing???" MEN!