Sofia turned 4 in October (in case you didn't know! haha). Man! I really have to be honest and say that although it's fun being a Mom, I think right now we're in the most difficult stage. For me anyway. Why? Well because she's questioning a lot of things. Everything is "But why, Mom?" and there HAS to be a logical explanation. I can get by for the most part but now she's getting so smart that I can't get away with BS answers anymore. LOL! Also, she's starting to get more defiant. She's testing us more. Specially in public places. Something she didn't do before. And I'm finding myself having to discipline her more and more now. *le sigh* All part of motherhood of course! I signed up for it! I'll survive! LOL
Anyway... I wanted to start something new on my blog. I don't know why I didn't think about it before. I am going to turn this into a "blog segment" type of thing and share funny stuff she says. Stuff I can look back on and laugh at! Shoot... I laugh just thinking about what she said again! LOL
Ready, get set, GO!
1. "Mom, Dad, Look! He has a baby in his belly...!!!" about the man sitting across from us at Golden Corral today. OMG! Joe and I almost choked on our food. SERIOUSLY! And she looked at us like "What? What's so funny?" LOL! I had to explain to her fighting back laughter that MEN don't carry babies in their bellies. Only WOMEN do. She refused to accept that explanation. She said "It's a boy one!" LOL! Whatever that meant... =/
2. "What's that on your foot?" Asking about the dead skin on my heels. *YES! I need a pedicure badly right now, ok?! SO WHAT!???* LOL! I said "Oh... it's dead skin, sweetie." She said "Oh... like the one I have on my finger! I pulled it off and it's all better now..." =)
3. "Oh, CRICKET!" when I told her she could NOT have any hot chocolate with her french fries for lunch. LOL! Don't ask. I have NO CLUE where she got that from.
I'll have to write these down as they happen because I KNOW she said some more funny stuff but I have a memory of a fish so I can't recall all of them.